Muckler Gets The Heave-Ho From Ottawa

Heave Ho. Sounds like a hooker that pukes a lot, doesn't it? Well, I don't know about hookers, but the Senators franchise always crapping out in the playoffs really does leave me feeling a little queasy. I doubt this will solve anything. Muckler put together a great team. Sorta.

And now for something not even remotely related: Is Michael Vick an animal lover?

Montreal Rollergirls Fightin For It All: Plus Cheap Beer!

Via Derby Luv:
If you are looking for hot chicks, on fast wheels (roller skates), tons of violent acts, and free flowing beer (okay, not free but cheap) and you live in Montreal then you'll want to check out the MTL Roller Derby Championships tonight.

Hot girls. Beer. Violence. Oh my! I bet if I brought my camera there would likely be an ouch file or two to post for sure!

Yashin to Habs

OKay, some people might think that Yashin signing with Montreal would be a mistake, but not me. I am positively drooling at the idea of a line with Yashin, Kovalev and maybe Koivu or Ryder. Destructive!

NOw if only we can teach Yashin to show up every game. And while we're at it teach it to Kovalev too.

Gary Sheffield Not in Control

SMS makes an interesting point about Gary Sheffield.

Derby Luv, a blog about roller derby, has a cool new look!

Stanly Cup overshadows Baseball?

Maybe not. But in this baseball comic from Small Market Sports, it sure looks that way.

Ouch Files: Cheerleading leads to bodily harm

It seems that Cheerleaders are destined to be rooting the medical staff at their local ER, at least according to this article.

“They tell me I missed being in a wheelchair by one millimeter,” she said.

She endured two months with a halo device bolted to her skull that held her head and neck in place. Although her neck is healing and she has complete use of her arms and legs, she has dropped out of school and her movements remain highly restricted. She said she rarely sleeps at night, awakened by recurring flashbacks of the accident.

“Still, I’m one of the lucky ones,” she said. “Some people don’t walk away from a cheerleading fall.”

Snakes in a Press Box

A 3-foot black snake sent reporters scurrying in the press box as the the New York Mets defeated the Cleveland Indians 6-5 in a spring training game on Tuesday.

Sometimes you don't need snappy commentary. This is just plain funny. :) Read the article:
http://dwb.heraldonline.com/24hour/weird/story/3575756p-12824375c.html

Chris Simon Suspended

Chris Simon was suspended for the rest of the season and depending on how the Islanders do in the playoffs or if they make the playoffs could be suspended even into next season.

This sports cartoon posted on SMS really says it all. Simon has been suspended too many times during his career. He should be banned from NHL level hockey.

And made to start duking it out against those monsters in ultimate fighting championships.